HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.