Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...