The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...