Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...