Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...