Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...