A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...