You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...