Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.