Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.