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Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
A woman’s dictionary
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Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Teaching the child
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