When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...