A mosque-ito!
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Why were blondes created?
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Can I take his place?
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Knitting Blonde
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Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Dyslexic Pimp
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