La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
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A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
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