Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...