Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Worm your way out of that one!
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Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...