Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...