Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...