An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...