Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...