What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...