Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...