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Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
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Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...