Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...