Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...