A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...