Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...