I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.