Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...