Ear
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...