Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...