New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...