The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...