Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...