Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...