Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.