The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Free haircuts
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Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...