Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...