Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...