Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...