How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...