What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...