Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!