Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...