When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....