Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.