Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...