Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...