Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...