Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...