Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...